if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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