I didn't shave. On purpose
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Betty ford says i'm here all night
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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