I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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