I hate all girls vehemently.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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