So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
