Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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