I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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