Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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