Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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