what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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