I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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