At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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