Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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