i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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