Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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