Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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