i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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