So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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