i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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