I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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