Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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