Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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