How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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