you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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