but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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