i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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