i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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