She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He did a backflip because drugs
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