We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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