your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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