this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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