yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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