My nipple is on Facebook.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Enjoy the penises
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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