you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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