Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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