There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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