That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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