Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
The beers last night were like the tears from god
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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