Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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