If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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