By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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