this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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