You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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