I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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