Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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