When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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