i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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