I'm really into asian looking animals
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
