Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You're a waste of cheezeits
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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