I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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