his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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