Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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