I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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