I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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