I think I am morally bankrupt
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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