i don't like sucking hair
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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