puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
its liver damage thursday
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